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copyright Kevin L. Wang
|Tentacles burst forth from a door, sending an Edwardian-era man
recoiling in shock. Beyond the door a blinding white emanation pulses
eerily. Will he be dragged to his doom, or is it just a game he plays
with his pet octopus? Either way, we all know that everyone loves
This is a 7.5" x 5.5" greeting card. It's lovingly
printed in black and white by minimum wage copy-shop employees onto FSC
certified 20% recycled Ultra Bright White cardstock from a high quality
scan of my original art, then hand-folded by me. The pen-and-ink
illustration is drawn in the style of Edward Gorey.
There are three options for the interior of the card:
Blank: The interior will be blank. Full of blankness.
Generic Surprise: The interior will say "Surprise!"
Holiday Surprise: The interior will say "May your holiday season be full of surprises."
includes a BADLY-SIZED ENVELOPE. The card will fit into the envelope,
but the envelope will be about an inch too long. Please consider if
this will send you into fits of rage and plan accordingly. This
ill-fitting envelope is white and requires no licking, though I suppose
no one can stop you from licking it all over anyway.